🥋🦇 Batman’s Secret Training Schedule… and Why It Looks Like He’s Trying to Join My Karate Class 🥋🦇

So I managed to sneak a peek at a piece of Batman’s training schedule (don’t ask how, let’s just say Wayne Manor security isn’t ready for someone who knows a decent mae-geri 👀). And wow… the guy is basically living at the dojo.

Look at this madness:

• Morning jogs every single day 🏃‍♂️ (same as us, except he probably outruns a cheetah).

• Meditation sessions 🧘‍♂️ like he’s part-time monk, part-time ninja.

• Traditional kata practice twice a week — and not just one style. Japanese kata on Monday, Okinawan kata on Thursday. (Next week, he’s probably got Wado-Ryu Tuesday, Shotokan Friday, and maybe a cheeky bit of Goju-Ryu Saturday. 😂)

Now, I respect kata. I teach kata. But Batman? My guy is out here treating it like Netflix categories. “Hmm… tonight, I’ll binge some Okinawan forms.”

And don’t even get me started on his evenings…

• Rope climbs, gymnastic rings, heavy bag, sparring, target practice 🎯

• Then he throws in flexibility, meditation, and pressure points like he’s Sensei Miyagi on steroids.

• Oh, and crunches. 50 reps, 5 sets. Bro, that’s not an ab workout, that’s a cry for help. 💀

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I swear, at this point Batman isn’t just fighting crime — he’s trying to win the “Overtraining Olympics.” 🥇

But hey, maybe that’s the secret. While we’re debating whether 30 minutes of kata is enough, he’s doing 30 minutes every day like it’s a warm-up. No wonder Gotham’s criminals don’t stand a chance.

So, moral of the story? If Batman ever shows up at my dojo, I’m charging him double fees. Why? Because he’s clearly using my syllabus already. 😉🔥

— Sensei Liam Musiak